ASLEEPSA!

AM I DRUNK ENOUGH TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE YET?





























I NEVER LIE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR EVER YOU GUYS

I JUST BOUGHT 24 BOTTLES OF 2 BUCK CHIZZLE

I HEARD THAT THE NEXT COCK BLOCK THEME IS JUSTIN BIEBER GUYS! I THINK IM GOING TO HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR AND BUY A LEATHER VEST BECAUSE THERE'S A LOOK ALIKE CONTEST!

ADRUNKSA!

SHUT UP GUYS IM NOT DRUNK





UM GUYS I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU ALL TO BE MY UKULELE BABYYYYY

I think she's been drinking

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS LETS MAKE FROZEN BURRITOS!